June 29, 2009 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: How many honey pots can we afford? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE Howdy ya'll the brand spanking new AUDIT is out for all to be a taken a look at. Shoot fire heck boy that thar PUPPET mayor is a sumpin else. He dun went and let his SWEET THANG spend valley money. Yep she just loves to talk to them federal men in fact she loves it so much she does it month after month. Oh painted lips the Puppet mayor lets her do it cause he ant got nutin on his mind but her and the peoples has to pick up the tab. When that boy leaves office we will have to have that office fumigated. The PUPPET said that he shore duz like public service. He loves it the more we serve him. UN-Employeement rate is 15% and rising and bread lines grow every day and spending money we ant got is on the rise 2 like yeast. That's it the Valley govment has a YEAST INFECTION. INOITALL, reporting AROUND THE TRAGIC VALLEY We saw a new vendor in town yesterday and we stop to chat for awhile. This hear fellow is a selling STAINLESS STEEL BALLS. He says that they have many application in man-u-factur-ing. He was a asking me if the commission would be of a mind to buy some. I told him I didn't think any of them was in business. Sides we may not grow cotton any more but we likes them cotton balls any who. IBENGOOFINOFF, reporting TRAGIC VALLEY COMMISSION Well the MEATWAGON SERVICE is up to bat agin Monday night. This hear mettin will be the best this summer by far. Come early and watch the show. If the PUPPET Mayor don't forget his Pampers and stays in his seat this is a gonna be fun. You no he has got him a new grandstand a going on. WHO CARES, EDITOR TRAGIC VALLEY BOOK BURNING The Tragic Valley PUPPET mayor issued the following directive: All Govment books are to be burned before the next audit cause it is better to take a little heat now than a hole lot later. MATCH ANYONE! Mr. AMPS, reporting June 23, 2009 DATELINE: TRAGIC VALLEY News agencys from around the nation have thrown a DRAGNET over the VALLEY. DUMP-TA-DUMP-DUMP---DUMP-TA-DUMP-DUMP----DUMP! Read More... June 19, 2009 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: What is B. M. I. ? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE Yep the MEATWAGON service has ben all over the news lately. So we went to find out whats a matter with the truth. Read More... June 13, 2009 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: We no how he got us in the hole but how did Commish THIRDARMOR get IN the whole? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE It is with great sadness the we report the passing of ROBODOG the PUPPET Mayors PET. Read More... Copyright © 2009 Tragic Valley News - All rights reserved.