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May 12, 2008

COURTHOUSE

The Mayor was seen placing jars in business all over the Valley this past week end. He is collecting money to send to the I.R.S. He got this idea from the U.S. Congress and how they handled SOCIAL SECURITY.

Never let it be said that our Puppet Mayor doesn't do his part for Global Warming.

This morning he came to work on his favorite DONKEY named GOOSE. He tied Goose up in his normal parking space on the east side of the square.

This allowed him a chance to create HIS first job since taking office. Go by right now and you will see the young man standing next to a trash can with shovel in hand.

Our light headed Puppet Mayor has a heavy hand when it comes to taking care of the peoples business. Those three thousand JOBS he promised and brought into the Valley his first year in office has to go now. JUST TOO MUCH POLUTION!

On another issue, he called The T.V.N. just awhile ago and ask if we knew where he could get an E.P.A. approved EXHAUST SYSTEM for old Goose.

Mayor Puppet received a grant in the amount of $500,000 to install ZAP STATIONS around the valley and the Valley Commission is expected to approve this here money.

STATE CAPITOL

The Senate found a note in a BOTTLE some were 20's but most were hundreds. So pick up your own trash and you may find BOTTLED NOTES just tons away.

CAUTION: Stay away from Mt.Trashmore they check every bottle on arrival.