February 8, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: We gots a lots a goods people running buts which ones is they? TRAGIC VALLEY ELECTION NEWS Yep this what be hour lead story. Them thar CAN-I-DATES is in the news. Wes seas that thar MAGICWAND what bes the clerk of the valley is a putting ups signs. Wes heard that the FLOWERGARDEN is a running 2. We'd here'd that that thar Commish NOPOSTAGEREQUIRED is a running again cause she dun said that wes in trouble withs the moneys and she gonna straighten us out. Course she is the one dun got us into this here mess in the first place with her buddey Commish IAMSMART on the BUDGET COMMITTEE you no the one what running for T.V. Mayor. Well folks the truth is what ya seas thar be a 3 way racer for the T.V. Court Clerk job. Mr. BAY and Commish FALLFROMTHESKY and Mr. OVERANDOUT. In that thar race for T.V. Sheriff wes got the Sheriff MONARC and Mr. MAKENOISEATHEMOON. Thar bes another boy buts wes don't noes his name yet. In this cat-a-gory of can you believes it the PUPPET mayors steal gots frends cause we saws 2 signs already. Be a talking about signs that Boy Mr. B. STRAWBLACKBLUE dun got signs up yep all one of um. Thar is sew many folks a ruing on COMMISH job wes gotta do a special latter own. WE HAVE HOUR WOPER CHOPPER UPS IN THE AIR EVERY DAY NOWS. More signs reports on down the road. INOITALL, reporting MORE DUMPS MOVE INTO THE TRAGIC VALLEY Howdy folks we are nows the dump capital of the state. It what reminds me of a song East side West side all around the town trash trucks ash trucks started with a right frown East side West side all around the town trash trucks ash trucks supported by a clown East side West side all around the town trash trucks ash trucks Now its dummer dummer puppet instead of clown by: UNANIMOUS January 31, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Why is the PUPPET Mayor runing ant thar know shame? TRAGIC VALLEY ELECTRIC SYSTEM The power is still on. Did sum body screw up? Nope just weren't no ice! In further news thar will be a ah shucks party given by the bosses this weekend, Cause theys be wantin to make nice with the womens. Read More... January 24, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: If a picture is worth a thousand words why am I speechless? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE It has come to hour attention that thar PUPPET MAYOR is a being sued in CHANCE-A-REE court. Yep that boy dun went and stole Dorian Grays picture out of his dat burn attic. Read More... January 16, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: If you cant sign does that mean they wont hear ya? TRAGIC VALLEY ELECTION NEWS The signs of the times... Signs theys be everywear. They look like a bunch of paper hangers. Oh well lets get to the news. It is being told that that thar Mr. MELTHING what be a running fur T.V.Mayor is a rope hunter. Read More... Copyright © 2009 Tragic Valley News - All rights reserved.