January 16, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: If you cant sign does that mean they wont hear ya? TRAGIC VALLEY ELECTION NEWS The signs of the times... Signs theys be everywear. They look like a bunch of paper hangers. Oh well lets get to the news. It is being told that that thar Mr. MELTHING what be a running fur T.V.Mayor is a rope hunter. Yep it seams that thar boy can find smoking rope under the dash of cars without even noing where to look he just goes write 2 it. Leaps single gates in a jump. Has gotton more folks fired than any man a live in the valley. Temper Temper watch that thar Temper. Mr. B. STRAWBLACKBLUE ant got no signs up say whats up with dat. Hum. The PUPPET MAYOR is a telling he will woop any body a__ __ that's thanks he ant a gonna be the winner. Commish ROGERTHAT is on one of his ty rates it be he is a little mad at losin the city election because he says the crooks at the Tragic Valley election commission dun went and did it 2 him. He is kinda cute when hes mad. More later!!!! TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE %(_+_)))($&&(*##*&*)_#@*&((*^%$%&* WE just cant print this stuff. We a the TVN wish to thank yall for all the emails and info just a keep it a coming. WHO CARES, editor March 1, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Have ya noticed The word jobs poping up must be election time? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE The Tragic Valley Puppet mayor dun went and saved the valley. Yep he be the one that applied for grants and bought us jobs, jobs, jobs. You no thems jobs he promised us. At least he be a boy that wont lie to ya a tall. Read More... February 21, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Say recond how far below the bottom can a valley go when compared to other valleys? Well we folks what lives in T. Valley noes that a storm is a brewing. Yep that thar bunch what runs the dump is trying to gets us an up dated version of the puppet mayor. You noes one with know strings. Read More... February 12, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Why is it that this hear Valley don't need no food for thought? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE Well lordy be the PUPPET Mayor dun went an did him a news release. "Yes, I be bes da one that what formed the SPLINTER group. Yep I is the daddy of thems being so many running in the mayors race." Read More... Copyright © 2009 Tragic Valley News - All rights reserved.