January 24, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: If a picture is worth a thousand words why am I speechless? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE It has come to hour attention that thar PUPPET MAYOR is a being sued in CHANCE-A-REE court. Yep that boy dun went and stole Dorian Grays picture out of his dat burn attic. The evidence is in black and white against the PUPPET, No wrinkle cream needed in that thar photo. Nope it is a recent photo and he be in a heap of trouble cause hes cant tale a lie cause theys come in groups. Recond wes will have to pays his legal bills. WHO CARES,editor ELECTION COMMISION Dead people continue to line up at night trying to register to vote. And them thar felons are in thar on separate line cause of the smell. DHALL, reporting TRAGIC VALLEY DISTRICT ATTORNEY IT be told that dat nappit lawyer ant gonna do a thang about the attack on the ballot box. He be a wantin to teach history now cause every thang that happins is just history so go on back to sleep until he what be a gonna to run again. Thens we can reviews thems history in the mean times The former officials what be gone now will be save and can spend thar money in peace an quite. IBENGOOFINOFF,reporting March 1, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Have ya noticed The word jobs poping up must be election time? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE The Tragic Valley Puppet mayor dun went and saved the valley. Yep he be the one that applied for grants and bought us jobs, jobs, jobs. You no thems jobs he promised us. At least he be a boy that wont lie to ya a tall. Read More... February 21, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Say recond how far below the bottom can a valley go when compared to other valleys? Well we folks what lives in T. Valley noes that a storm is a brewing. Yep that thar bunch what runs the dump is trying to gets us an up dated version of the puppet mayor. You noes one with know strings. Read More... February 12, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Why is it that this hear Valley don't need no food for thought? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE Well lordy be the PUPPET Mayor dun went an did him a news release. "Yes, I be bes da one that what formed the SPLINTER group. Yep I is the daddy of thems being so many running in the mayors race." Read More... Copyright © 2009 Tragic Valley News - All rights reserved.