June 13, 2009 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: We no how he got us in the hole but how did Commish THIRDARMOR get IN the whole? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE It is with great sadness the we report the passing of ROBODOG the PUPPET Mayors PET. It seems that the mayor plug the poor thing into a 220 outlet and the 110 pet caught on fire. This is the reason the mayor was not at the MEAT WAGON bid opening meeting. He called for the meatwagon but nobody came. We ask what number he called and said "why I called my string pullers and they wernt home." He also tolds us that wes are not to worry cause we always wait until july or august to gets us a budget and wes will have us a MEAT WAGON SERVICE by then 2. WHO CARES, editor TRAGIC VALLEY COMMISSION Commish THIRDARMOR has become one with the hole and now he is dun got stuck in the dang thang. I hope wes don't get stuck agin. Commish ROGERTHAT was turned out off down at the city of CAN-DUMP. Theys said that theys didn't want him to be one of thar ELDERMANS no more no how. But he is still in-dust-tree-us any who. Commish NOPOSTAGEREQUIRED must uh gone a little crazy when she lost her job down to the department of ED-U-MA-CTION cause she dun went and forgot how to run a meeting. That heffer needs to be put out to pasture a.s.a.p. Look who is calling the kettle black. Commish Mr. Forkedtongue of 23-1/4 civil district, has now decided to start calling folks liers. Hum! ant that strange cents he is the head dude what in charge of lying. INBENGOOFINOFF, reporting TRAGIC VALLEY ELECTRIC SYSTEM Well them electric cowboys got home and theys is sore sure nuff theys ate and sleep and sight saw and RO-DAY-ODE and now we all need to pony up some more money to start paying for thar trip next year. Mr. AMPS, reporting March 1, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Have ya noticed The word jobs poping up must be election time? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE The Tragic Valley Puppet mayor dun went and saved the valley. Yep he be the one that applied for grants and bought us jobs, jobs, jobs. You no thems jobs he promised us. At least he be a boy that wont lie to ya a tall. Read More... February 21, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Say recond how far below the bottom can a valley go when compared to other valleys? Well we folks what lives in T. Valley noes that a storm is a brewing. Yep that thar bunch what runs the dump is trying to gets us an up dated version of the puppet mayor. You noes one with know strings. Read More... February 12, 2010 QUESTION OF THE WEAK: Why is it that this hear Valley don't need no food for thought? TRAGIC VALLEY COURTHOUSE Well lordy be the PUPPET Mayor dun went an did him a news release. "Yes, I be bes da one that what formed the SPLINTER group. Yep I is the daddy of thems being so many running in the mayors race." Read More... Copyright © 2009 Tragic Valley News - All rights reserved.