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Our Policy
LANGUAGE:
We provide information in only one language, SOUTHERN VALLEY. We do not concern ourselves with parts of speech when the only one that counts - "FREE" - IS OVERRULED every day in the valley. We are not concerned with GRAMmer since issues with more weight exist. We split parties and infinitives; we believe in capitol punishment and hang participles. We make run on sentences not tax payers money. We bring clarity to the speech patterns within the valley with misspelled words. Negative government policies and politicians necessitate double negatives. A consensus on what action to take never happens so we do not concern ourselves with verb agreement.
REPORTING POLICY:
- TRAGIC VALLEY NEWS operations are based on independence and freedom and will be upheld at all times.
- We are committed to accurate and balanced reporting as we see it. We rarely admit to Errors.
- TRAGIC VALLEY NEWS reports extensively from around the VALLEY on general and political news...
- We are committed to reporting our position on any situation and the use of emotive terms. NO Exceptions!
- We take sides and attempt to reflect in our stories the VALLEY FOLKS POSITION. We disseminate propaganda put out by the Tragic Valley government.
Feedback:
We receive many e-mails each week and it is not possible to send individual replies. We post the ones we like.
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